I was just reading the appendix (part of the large intestine), and the glossary which included doozies like this:
GLOSSARY circlular reasoning : see reasoning, circular milliHelen : the amount of physical beauty required to launch one ship; 1/1000 of a Helen ohm : where the art is quark : sound made by a durk radiocarbon dating : courtship ritual among archaeologists reasoning, circular : see circular reasoning semiconductor : part-time employee on a streetcar unit of power : watt - I said, unit of power : watt - I SAID . . .