DISQUS

Doug · 4 years ago

I loved the saber toothed duck!

Michael · 4 years ago

I was just reading the appendix (part of the large intestine), and the glossary which included doozies like this:

GLOSSARY
circlular reasoning : see reasoning, circular
milliHelen : the amount of physical beauty required to launch one ship; 1/1000 of a Helen
ohm : where the art is
quark : sound made by a durk
radiocarbon dating : courtship ritual among archaeologists
reasoning, circular : see circular reasoning
semiconductor : part-time employee on a streetcar
unit of power : watt - I said, unit of power : watt - I SAID . . .